LaraShari

1) Ask too many questions; you will be the prize idiot

2) If you were at a brothel the night before, let everyone know

3) Potty humor is o.k. if it involves illegal snakes in toilettes

4) Don’t be late because you were practicing

5) Don’t be late because you were thinking about practicing

6) Show respect for classy kitchen appliances

7) Don’t bring your host a house warming gift she is allergic to

Pour glass in wine, not on table

9) Discuss plump breasts only as they relate to Turkeys

10) Encourage more drinking

insane humor i’d like to share, so that when you see me laughing to myself like a crazy person walking down the street you can be in on the joke. let Portsmouth Sinfonia warm you up for the holidays with their rendition of dance of the sugar plum fairy.

lara=doubled over laughing, please santa, bring me one of their original vinyls this year.

if you haven’t had enough —> Also Sprach Zarathustra